An hour after I wash my car, birds pooped on it. 

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 03/27/2016 at 00:09 • Filed to: Literally shit-posting

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So I spot cleaned it before I went for a drive, and my way to my destination, I was bombed by a flock of seagulls (not the band, though. The bird ones).

That’s it! It’s ruined! I’m sellin’ the car!

PorkchoPlissken > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2016 at 00:15

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Pretty sure at least one of these guys had a Celica

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2016 at 00:15

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Zoidberg IRL

XJDano > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2016 at 00:22

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jkm7680 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2016 at 00:27

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As we speak, I am sending TheHondaBro over to your place to shit on your car.

Chariotoflove > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2016 at 00:30

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Look on the bright side, at least you didn't have an open sunroof.

46and2aheadofme > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2016 at 00:31

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I ran to the comment section to tell you that I’m married and we have a one-car garage. Therefore, I park on the street. My black V10 baby/monster sits on the street under power lines all day every day and all night too. So... your pain is my pain is your pain.

TLDR: I feel you bro

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Chariotoflove 03/27/2016 at 00:42

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OH NOOOOO

TheRealBicycleBuck > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2016 at 00:51

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A friend of mine and I went camping at the beach. It was his first time to see the ocean and of course, he discovered seagulls. I told him to stop feeding them. He wouldn’t listen. To make my point, I started throwing bread over his car. It didn’t take long for him to figure out why you shouldn’t attract seagulls to the place where you are going to camp.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2016 at 01:28

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It is little known fact that birds along with rain can smell a newly washed car and they come to ruin your day. I washed my car, then that same evening 17" of snow was dumped on it.

I shoved a path around to get some stuff out of the trunk 2.5 hours prior to this photo.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock 03/27/2016 at 01:29

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So basically, God dusted your car because he knew you worked to clean it.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2016 at 01:37

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I just washed it, then the next morning I woke up to 1/16" - 1/8" of ice on it from the freezing rain over night. It took me 40 minutes until I could drive it.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2016 at 02:03

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So you ran. You ran so far away...

from those birds?

LongbowMkII > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 03/27/2016 at 06:30

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Birds are a plague among civilized society.